Q: What do you call an unemployed Muslim? Q: What do you call a Muslim looking for a toilet? Q: What's the difference between a microwave and a Islamic extremist?Ī: A microwave doesn't blow up every time the timer goes off. Q: How can you tell when you're playing against a radicalized Muslim Quarterback?Ī: When he goes under center to call signals and yells out 'Kill Kill Kill.B-52 B-52.Ji-hut!' Q: What do you call a building full of Taliban? Q: What did the warning label on the suicide bombers vest say?

Q: Why aren't there any Walmarts in Afghanistan?Ī: Because there is a target on every corner. Q: Why don't they teach Driver's Ed and sex education on the same day in the Middle East?Ī: They don't want to wear out the camel. Q: What do you call a half Irish half Muslim husband? Q: What do you call a muslim Elvis impersonator? Q: What should Iraq get for its air defense system? Q: What do bowlers, Thanksgiving guests, and Syrian refugees all have in common? Q: What do you call a bad Lebanese oncologist? Q: What do you call a bad Muslim eye doctor?

What can the Palestinians do to raise the average IQ in the West Bank? Q: What do you say to a Pakistani at Christmas?Ī: A quart of milk, a loaf of bread and a pack of Marlboros please. Q: Why did the radical Muslim go to the airport and blow himself up? Q: What do you call a terrorist attack in the Middle East? Q: What do you call a Muslim woman with an opinion?Ī: Anything you want she's already been stoned to death. Q: What did Danielle Bregoli say about the Syrian civil war? Q: What do you call a Muslim taking a bath? Q: How do you get an Arabian prince to fall in love with you? Q: What do Muslim men do during foreplay? Q: What do you call a Muslim who loves to shop? Q: What is Al Qaida now learning after Osama Bin Laden's death?Ī: Don't put your contact info on the Playstation Network!Ī: Why should he when he can get bombed at home? Q: Why are they clueless in Saudi Arabia?

Q: A muslim, a socialist, and a communist walk into a bar.Ī: The bartender says hello Mr. Q: What did the Muslim train conductor say? Q: What is the most popular kids show in the Middle East? Q: What do you call a Muslim on a toilet? Q: Did you hear about the winner of the Middle Eastern beauty contest? Q: Did you hear about the Catholic Iraqi?

Q: What's the difference between Mike Tyson and Osama Bin Laden?Ī: Mike Tyson can take a shot to the head. Q: What's the difference between a Muslim and a vampire?Ī: At some point the vampire will stop being bloodthirsty. Q: Do you know what the secret of an islamic marriage is?Ī: The man get's to see a striptease every night. Q: How do you tell a Sunni from a Shiite?Ī: The Sunnis are the ones with the Shiite blown out of them.

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